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Dietrich von Schmausen in conjunction with Lulu (www.lulu.com), the world’s fastest-growing provider of print-on-demand books, has written the World’s first “Official Rule Book” for farting contests, awards and etiquette. “Official Rules” New World Odor, International Freestyle farting Championship is an Olympic-style rule book complete with Full color illustrations of Awards and Historical Artifacts related to the Noble Flatulistic Arts. This manual also provides the Social Elitist a means to certify his or her personal ability to be free of any stink or association with the lower casts. Dietrich von Schmausen wrote: “Official Rules, New World Odor, International Freestyle farting Championship is extremely funny and at once a commentary on the absurdity of hypocritical diplomatic efforts toward international peace and harmony. It subtly suggests world leaders and politicians might better spend their time judging each others farts than dictating how we should all live. It’s a comedic and satirical “back-at-ya!” to all the Social Elitists in the world who would structure “our” lives according to their standards as though their farts don’t stink.” Mr. Von Schmausen came to Lulu.com because he wanted to be in control of the publishing process and found Lulu’s print-on-demand tools to be fast, easy and, most importantly, free. “Official Rules” New World Odor, International Freestyle farting Championship is available for purchase at (lulu.com), in a marketplace filled with other unique and wonderful surprises. “The Lulu process allows me to avoid writer’s agents and Publishers that are “far too sophisticated” to accept a manuscript from a commoner. Lulu allows me to get my work out there the way I want it.” ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Dietrich von Schmausen has worked in Engineering in the Aerospace industry for the past forty years, including eight and one half years at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. He also spent some time as a Forest Ranger for the USFS and was a sworn Officer for the Los Angeles Police Department. Mr. Von Schmausen has written several social commentary editorials and is currently working on three non-fiction books about Oppressive Working Conditions, Freedom of Speech and a biography of a famous American. This latest book represents Mr. Von Schmausen’s lighter side. ABOUT LULU: Founded in 2002, Lulu.com is the world’s fastest-growing print-on-demand marketplace for self publishing. Please visit lulu.com for more information.
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