Great Quotes From Frustrated Golfers

There are more than a few games that challenge your skills and character, but none of them manages to match up with the purity of golf. It can be maddening. It can be frustrating. It can also be funny as these quotes show.

1. If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. - Lee Trevino

2. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. - Sam Snead

3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. - Mickey Mantle

4. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

5. I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

7. One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

8. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

9. Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. - Lee Trevino

10. You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino

11. There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino

12. Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes. - Henry Beard

13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino

14. The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

15. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino

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Aazdak Alisimo writes for GolfClubCourse.com - your resource for finding golf stores in your area.

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