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They say life tends to balance out, but some days can really seem to take the wind out of your sails. If you find yourself stressed out or taking life way to seriously, a good laugh can make all the difference so read on my friend. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin For the man who has everything... Penicillin. - F. Borquin Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - Russell Baker Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong Only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. - Ronald Reagan I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and are intimate with 15 people a week. I'm like, Which is better? At least I was trying. - Billy Bob Thornton I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. - Dan Rather We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea. - Jon Stewart Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. - Anonymous
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